Ecto Cooler
In light of the Mountain Dew crazy mouse carcass dissolving revelations, I found myself in the middle of a revelry of a different toxic green colored beverage of our youth. Unlike the Dew, which I was never inclined to, I ingested absurd amounts of slime-colored, yet orangey-flavored Ecto Cooler, the Hi-C juice box flavor of true sugar water connoisseurs. Check out the awesome article over at Foodiggity after you take a gander of this classic footage of targeted marketing (read: child brainwashing.)
Ecto Cooler article here

Teenage-Mutant Ninja Turtle Fan Poetry
This kid is crazy in love with Leonardo, cries over a spilt pizza-pie and observes fairly tight meter. I just can’t believe he passed up the golden opportunity to get “The Foot Clan Stinks” in there.
‘Our friendship means more than this pizza that fell on the floor.’
This is the best thing ever, ergo, cowabunga, dudes.
(Via ryannorth.tumblr.com)